iamchinyere:

Every time I go on a date in London.




coffee-n-mtns:

In need of a road trip that includes stopping at lots of national parks and breakfast diners


I WAS JUST AT WAL-MART AND THEN
  • Little boy:Mommy, why is Wonder Woman not wearing any pants?
  • The Mom:Because Wonder Woman has amazing thighs and she could crush men with them if they insult her.
  • Little Boy:I wanna be Wonder Woman.
  • The Mom:Don't we all.

soybby:
“ i trust and believe him
”

soybby:

i trust and believe him


dorksworn:

jewishdragon:

Words of wisdom from Ron Swanson.

To all those amazing people who have messed up at some point, which is pretty much everyone. 

It doesn’t make you a bad person

@forever-afk


priestmahad:

weloveshortvideos:

haunted

Person on screen: Hey dude I’ve heard rumours that these stairs are like haunted. Apparently some girl died here when she was like 9 or something

Voice off screen: [annoyed] I’m 11 so shut the fuck up.


shirazade:

I know that in life there will be sickness, devastation, disappointments, heartache - it’s a given. What’s not a given is the way you choose to get through it all. If you look hard enough, you can always find the bright side.


lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree



Had to spice up my Tuesday with some #panda nails. #nailart #nailsofinstagram #nailedit

Had to spice up my Tuesday with some #panda nails. #nailart #nailsofinstagram #nailedit


failturd:
“ high-functioning-autistic:
“ sixpenceee:
“ This is a carved water melon.
”
No its not its a hatching dragons egg, no one is gonna convince me otherwise.
” ”

failturd:

high-functioning-autistic:

sixpenceee:

This is a carved water melon.

No its not its a hatching dragons egg, no one is gonna convince me otherwise.

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