"So, this is my life. And I want you to know that I am both happy and sad and I'm still trying to figure out how that could be."

Alex. College student. VCU.

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I DIDN’T TAKE ANY PILLS TODAY I COMPLETELY FORGOT I COULD HAVE DIED

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terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

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mrkhpps:

have you ever tried going down the stairs on all fours

don’t

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“im bringing my bedazzler and we are gonna vejazzle.” -dr. morgan, everyone

breadfishs:

When someone criticizes what you’re eating and tells you how bad it is for you the whole time you’re eating it

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please continue to tell me how lazy i am after i spent 3 weeks completely remodeling your master bathroom

yes please, by all means, go on

i am completely enthralled

My dad just bought new sneakers and he’s really excited and is running up and down the hall wearing nothing but the shoes and his underwear while making what he calls, “superhero sounds.”

sex0rcist:

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sex0rcist:

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sometimes i wonder what my teachers’ otps are.

what if teachers shipped their students

ship wars in the staff room

anonymous hate mail in other teachers’ assignment boxes

fanfiction written by english teachers, fanart drawn by art teachers

the real edgy teachers write teacher/student fics and hope the school board doesn’t find out

(the school board knows and eagerly awaits each new chapter)

#all of those rogue seating arrangements suddenly make sense

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c-reamy-coconut:

wave-wanderer:

snapes-lily:

halfburiedbow:

mygreaterperhaps:

maintainedmania:

everycage:

savingthedead:

i will continue to reblog this until it gets the notes it deserves because elephants

If your heart isn’t melting it’s because you don’t have one.

the smile on my face

TOO MUCH LOVE.

Oh my goodness.

I will reblog this every time it appears on my dash because elephants.

waving goodbye :O 🐘 i love ellies 🐘

Hommmg

c-reamy-coconut:

wave-wanderer:

snapes-lily:

halfburiedbow:

mygreaterperhaps:

maintainedmania:

everycage:

savingthedead:

i will continue to reblog this until it gets the notes it deserves because elephants

If your heart isn’t melting it’s because you don’t have one.

the smile on my face

TOO MUCH LOVE.

Oh my goodness.

I will reblog this every time it appears on my dash because elephants.

waving goodbye :O 🐘 i love ellies 🐘

Hommmg

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unpopular opinion time:

i probs won’t go see the perks of being a wallflower simply because in my mind the book was so amazeballs and the movie just doesn’t seem like it will live up to that

sorry cause i’m not sorry at all