June 2012
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I DIDN’T TAKE ANY PILLS TODAY I COMPLETELY FORGOT I COULD HAVE DIED
terezi-owns2:
THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG
mrkhpps:
have you ever tried going down the stairs on all fours
don’t
“im bringing my bedazzler and we are gonna vejazzle.” -dr. morgan, everyone
breadfishs:
When someone criticizes what you’re eating and tells you how bad it is for you the whole time you’re eating it
please continue to tell me how lazy i am after i spent 3 weeks completely remodeling your master bathroom
yes please, by all means, go on
i am completely enthralled
My dad just bought new sneakers and he’s really excited and is running up and down the hall wearing nothing but the shoes and his underwear while making what he calls, “superhero sounds.”
sometimes i wonder what my teachers’ otps are.
what if teachers shipped their students
ship wars in the staff room
anonymous hate mail in other teachers’ assignment boxes
fanfiction written by english teachers, fanart drawn by art teachers
the real edgy teachers write teacher/student fics and hope the school board doesn’t find out
(the school board knows and eagerly awaits each...
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unpopular opinion time:
i probs won’t go see the perks of being a wallflower simply because in my mind the book was so amazeballs and the movie just doesn’t seem like it will live up to that
sorry cause i’m not sorry at all
vajazzercise:
Do you ever walk up to a group of people and feel an uncomfortable silence and just think “maybe I’m the only one not wearing a buttplug right now” and really how would you ever know
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every night in my house
mom: 11:11 make a wish!
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dad: i bought you new tennis shoes so maybe you will go to the gym
thepurebloodprincess:
who decides what goes on the tumblr radar
like seriously
also why am i STILL tired from last night
further proof that i am a grandma.
youngnoblestranger:
yep
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i put on lip stain hours ago and have taken a shower and my lips are still red
why didn’t i use this in showchoir
it would have saved me from drag queen lips.
Prayer circle for Addison to go back to Grey's...
mcdarkandsteamy:
bless this post
u-ok:
u kno how clouds just float around and do nothing I want to be a cloud
my mom cries every time she watches the episode of ncis where kate dies.
and yet she watches it every time it comes on