June 2012
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I DIDN’T TAKE ANY PILLS TODAY I COMPLETELY FORGOT I COULD HAVE DIED
Jun 5th
Jun 5th
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terezi-owns2: THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG
Jun 5th
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Jun 5th
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mrkhpps: have you ever tried going down the stairs on all fours don’t
Jun 5th
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Jun 5th
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“im bringing my bedazzler and we are gonna vejazzle.” -dr. morgan, everyone
Jun 5th
breadfishs: When someone criticizes what you’re eating and tells you how bad it is for you the whole time you’re eating it
Jun 5th
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please continue to tell me how lazy i am after i spent 3 weeks completely remodeling your master bathroom yes please, by all means, go on i am completely enthralled
Jun 5th
My dad just bought new sneakers and he’s really excited and is running up and down the hall wearing nothing but the shoes and his underwear while making what he calls, “superhero sounds.”
Jun 4th
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Jun 4th
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sometimes i wonder what my teachers’ otps are. what if teachers shipped their students ship wars in the staff room anonymous hate mail in other teachers’ assignment boxes fanfiction written by english teachers, fanart drawn by art teachers the real edgy teachers write teacher/student fics and hope the school board doesn’t find out (the school board knows and eagerly awaits each...
Jun 4th
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Jun 4th
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Jun 4th
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unpopular opinion time: i probs won’t go see the perks of being a wallflower simply because in my mind the book was so amazeballs and the movie just doesn’t seem like it will live up to that sorry cause i’m not sorry at all
Jun 4th
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Jun 4th
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Jun 4th
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Jun 4th
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vajazzercise: Do you ever walk up to a group of people and feel an uncomfortable silence and just think “maybe I’m the only one not wearing a buttplug right now” and really how would you ever know
Jun 4th
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Jun 4th
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every night in my house
mom: 11:11 make a wish!
Jun 4th
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Jun 3rd
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Jun 3rd
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Jun 3rd
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dad: i bought you new tennis shoes so maybe you will go to the gym
Jun 3rd
Jun 3rd
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thepurebloodprincess: who decides what goes on the tumblr radar like seriously
Jun 3rd
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Jun 3rd
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Jun 3rd
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Jun 3rd
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also why am i STILL tired from last night further proof that i am a grandma.
Jun 3rd
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Jun 3rd
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youngnoblestranger: yep
Jun 3rd
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Jun 3rd
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Anonymous asked: YEEAAAAA BUDDY.. did you go to TUMBLRMARKETING(.)COM yet? FREE STUFF YEEAAAAAA
Jun 3rd
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i put on lip stain hours ago and have taken a shower and my lips are still red why didn’t i use this in showchoir it would have saved me from drag queen lips.
Jun 3rd
Prayer circle for Addison to go back to Grey's...
mcdarkandsteamy: bless this post
Jun 2nd
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Jun 2nd
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Jun 2nd
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u-ok: u kno how clouds just float around and do nothing I want to be a cloud
Jun 2nd
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Jun 1st
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my mom cries every time she watches the episode of ncis where kate dies. and yet she watches it every time it comes on
Jun 1st